Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

61. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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62. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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63. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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64. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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65. The Clap

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66. Allergic to Broke

See also Hip-Hop.

Added by Ryan on September 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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67. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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68. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

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69. Feline AIDS

See also Animals, Cats.

Added by Anthony on June 1, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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70. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2008| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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