Funny Diseases

Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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Added by a Guest on March 21, 2014 | You Like This |

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HeartsBeauty335

I think some guys at my school have a few symptoms

HeartsBeauty335 on March 21, 2014

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Lots of people at my school have this...

Rhia on March 28, 2014

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Lol people at my school have this too.

not telling on April 2, 2014

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I'm afraid to say, half the population of the world has this.... Minus Miley herself..

CupboardTheDuck on May 10, 2014

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8 people at my school have the Cyrus Virus...

Potato on July 11, 2014

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Soooo.... Half my school has been diagnosed :-)

... on October 12, 2014

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yeah my school and my family have his disease!

no! on November 5, 2014

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my brother is called cyrus so i guess he has cyrus virus

shezzle on November 8, 2014

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OMG!! MOST OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN EFFECTED!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!

Bobby Joe in his Cabin on November 27, 2014

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True

potato on December 19, 2014

SomePerson3002

Not sure if troll or actual disease....

SomePerson3002 on December 23, 2014

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About a quarter of my co-workers on my floor have been diagnosed with this disease, another quarter of the floor seem to enjoy it. the other half of us... well, lets just say there have a few strongly worded complaints. The office is not a happy place.

4th Floor Keyboard Jockey on April 21, 2015

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*there have been a few strongly worded complaints

4th Floor Keyboard Jockey on April 21, 2015

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YOU GET IT BY LISTENING TO HER HORRID MUSIC!!!!!!!

MLC on October 2, 2015

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Doing a project about viruses and my class listened to Ms. Cyrus and now there under control please HELP!!!!!!!

demonkid on November 5, 2015

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Help me!!!!!!!! Cyrus is every where and bever fever is everything to kids help us anyone plz just help

demonkid on November 5, 2015

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HOLY TOLEDO ITS EVERYWHERE PUT THE WHOLE CITY ON LOCKDOWN

lolnoperman on March 25, 2016

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE WORLD IS INFECTED WITH THE CYRUS VIRUS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POTATOE POOP on August 18, 2016

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lol

lol on August 18, 2016

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Oh my freaking God, i love this. Lmao *insert that overused laughing emoji that everyone use on LITERALLY every sentence ever like this here*

a potato! on August 28, 2016

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I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

ikr! on August 28, 2016

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When you've been riding the wrecking ball for a long time

.... on November 5, 2016

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Do I know someone with this? Hmm...

I know, right? on June 17, 2017

awesomeguy21

That'll never happen! *Fifteen mimutes later, showing all symptoms* Uh-oh...

awesomeguy21 on August 5, 2017

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It could also be a sharp desire to play as the Persian Empire in Civ 6

me on February 13, 2018

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Omg that would suck who would ever want that disease

Brittney on November 16, 2018

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oh god no

dmq on February 21, 2019

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Oh my god. My sister just started twerking. WHAT DO I DO?!

HedgieLover on May 31, 2020

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XD my mom has it

Snow on August 10, 2020

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I have this, and I HATE Miley Cyrus! I just love sticking my tongue out, okay???

OMGIt'sFunnyStuff on January 8, 2022

phyre12

Cyrus the virus is a person

phyre12 on September 17, 2023

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a kid named cyrus has this

anonomous on April 3, 2024

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