Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

51. Collywobbles

A bellyache or butterflies in the stomach.

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52. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome

While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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53. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Wandering Womb

Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 28, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

Added by a Guest on November 5, 2009| 29 Comments | You Like This |

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56. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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57. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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58. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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59. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

Added by a Guest on April 5, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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60. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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