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91. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

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92. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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93. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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94. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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95. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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96. The Clap

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97. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

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98. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

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99. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

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100. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

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