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91. Wandering Womb

Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.

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92. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

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93. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

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94. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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95. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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96. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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97. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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98. The Clap

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99. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

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100. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

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