Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

81. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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83. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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85. Priapism

As mentioned in a Cialis commercial, an erection that last more than four hours. Tee hee hee. See also Sex, Sophomoric.

Added by Anthony on October 25, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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86. A Case of the Mondays

Stalker of comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and those who follow their daily adventures.

Added by Anthony on October 18, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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87. St. Vitus Dance

Also known as Chorea and characterized by irregular, dance-like movements and sometimes twisting and writhing. See also Dances.

Added by grouchyteacher on September 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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88. Beaver Fever

Caused by drinking water contaminated by human and/or animal feces (presumably including a beaver's), the symptoms of the ailment otherwise known as Giardia include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, bloating, and flatulence. See also Animals.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2007| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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89. Foreign Accent Syndrome

This syndrome causes people to speak their native language as if they had a foreign accent. Wacky, no?

Added by Robyn on June 6, 2007| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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90. The Vapors

Predominately afflicts Southern belles. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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