70 Entries Tagged “Schools”
Funny Things
61. Gaga Pits
Installed in every church and school in 2012, but often forgotten within the first year of use. See also Schools, Unnecessary.
Funny Things
62. School Computers
Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.
Funny Phobias
64. Arithmophobia
Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.
Funny Things
66. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.
Funny Insults
67. Homeschool
As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
Funny Places
69. Cafetorium
Part cafeteria, part auditorium—come for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.
Funny Products
70. Trapper Keepers Shop
The only secure way to store your grade-school files. See also 80's, Schools.