Entries Tagged “Schools”
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.
16. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
17. Class Secretary
Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.