4 Entries Tagged “Procrastination”

Funny Animals

1. Squanderbeast

A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

Added by a Guest on March 8, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Perendinate

To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

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