34 Entries Tagged “Math”
Funny Anti-Jokes
11. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.
Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.
Funny Sayings
12. √-1 2^3 − π... And it was Delicious!
Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.
Funny Observations
13. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5 Years Old
Think about it. See also Math.
Funny Questions
15. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.
Funny Tattoos
16. A Calculator
That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
17. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?
Good at math. See also Math.
Funny Insults
18. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Things
20. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.