30 Entries Tagged “Math”
Funny Questions
11. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.
Funny Tattoos
12. A Calculator
That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
13. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?
Good at math. See also Math.
Funny Insults
14. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Things
16. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.
Funny Things
18. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator
I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also Math, Unnecessary, Useless.
Funny Anti-Jokes
20. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?
Three. See also Math.