100 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Insults

31. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

32. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

33. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 16, 2021| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

34. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

35. Fighting With the Goose For the Cracker

I mean, geese steal food right? See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

36. Fancy Chickens

Dressed to impress. Also known as penguins. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

37. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

38. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

39. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

Added by a Guest on June 11, 2020| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

40. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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