89 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Anti-Jokes
71. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?
Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
72. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By
The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Animals
74. Green Heron
Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.
Funny Foods
76. Cockscombs
The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.
Funny Animals
78. Mute Swan
Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.