99 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Insults

71. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

72. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

73. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

74. Gyrfalcon

A real bird with a fantasy name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

75. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 5, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

76. Happy Valley Goose-Bay, Canada

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

77. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

78. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

79. Moon Pigeons

A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

80. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2016| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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