89 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Insults
61. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Anti-Jokes
63. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
65. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?
It would be silent. See also Birds.
Funny Jobs
67. Chicken Sexer
Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.
Funny Anti-Jokes
68. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Animals
69. Moon Pigeons
A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
70. Walking Eagle
Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.