90 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Insults
62. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Anti-Jokes
64. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
66. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?
It would be silent. See also Birds.
Funny Jobs
68. Chicken Sexer
Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.
Funny Anti-Jokes
69. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Animals
70. Moon Pigeons
A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.