101 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

61. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

62. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

63. Buy a Parrot and Teach It to Say, "Help, I've Been Turned into a Parrot!''

See also Birds, Pranks.

Added by GMCbackwards on November 4, 2018| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

64. Ornothophobia

The fear of birds, especially pigeons. See also Birds.

Added by AshnaR on July 5, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

65. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

66. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

67. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

68. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

69. Bird of Paradise Courtship Dance

Like this guy. See also Birds.

Added by Pachipower on February 23, 2018| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

70. White Bellied Go Away Bird

Cute bird with a funny name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2018| 19 Comments | You Like This |

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