104 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Advice

61. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

62. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

63. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

64. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

65. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

66. Buy a Parrot and Teach It to Say, "Help, I've Been Turned into a Parrot!''

See also Birds, Pranks.

Added by GMCbackwards on November 4, 2018| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

67. Ornothophobia

The fear of birds, especially pigeons. See also Birds.

Added by AshnaR on July 5, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

68. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

69. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

70. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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