Funny Sayings

The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

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This made me laugh. You have achieved something great.

ShePotato on August 29, 2020

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very accurate

C on October 13, 2020

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Oh my gosh, so true hahahaha

Guest person on March 9, 2021

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I don't mind earthworms, but I despise mornings. Especially weekday mornings.

Yeetaleetthesecond on February 8, 2022

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:( I like mornings you can have breakfast and there’s beautiful golden light

Funnee on April 4, 2024

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