Funny Sayings

The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.


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This made me laugh. You have achieved something great.

ShePotato on August 29, 2020

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very accurate

C on October 13, 2020

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Oh my gosh, so true hahahaha

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