Funny Dances
Funny Dances
32. The "Mature" American
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.
Funny Dances
33. The Booty Scooty
Funny Dances
34. The Drunk Giraffe
Just throw your hands in the air and wave them around. Perfect for scaring small children and weddings. See also Dr. Who.
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36. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Dances
37. The Pencil Sharpener
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.
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38. Worm on a Leash
A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.
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39. African Ant-Eater Ritual
What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.
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40. Pee-Pee Dance
Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.