36 Entries Tagged “Fruits”
Funny Insults
21. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Anti-Jokes
22. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?
They're different fruits. See also Fruits.
Funny Quotes
23. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
24. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday
Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.
Funny Drinks
26. Apple Beverage
The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
29. Shining an Apple Before Eating It
Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.
Funny Foods
30. Kiwano
Spikey fruit. Usually yellow or orange, synonymous with African Tomato. The insides are greenish, and you extract the insides with a spoon, or by sucking on a slice or wedge. See also Fruits.