40 Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Phobias

21. Esperidoeidiphobia

The fear of citrus fruits. See also Fruits, Lemons, Oranges.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

22. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

23. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

24. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

25. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

26. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

27. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

28. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

29. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

30. Apple Beverage

The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.

Added by glitterpenguin on September 5, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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