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I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.


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I could carve a better banana out of a man.

tseuG on May 18, 2017

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bruh your awsome im WEAK

nevaeh on October 31, 2017

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I felt that one

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