64 Entries Tagged “Cats”

31. Sheldon, CEO of Shell Oil Corp

This is the name of my cat. See also Cats.

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32. How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety Shop

Toonces, put the gun down. See also Cats.

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33. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

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34. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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35. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

Added by StylishRainbowTorpedo on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 11 Comments | 153 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

37. Celebrating Your Cat's Birthday

Funny Anti-Jokes

38. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

39. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2017| 1 Comment | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

40. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on September 27, 2017| 4 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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