69 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Things to Do

41. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

42. Celebrating Your Cat's Birthday

See also Cats, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

43. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

44. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

45. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on September 27, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

46. Grimalkin

A very old word for cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

47. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common?

Neither one is a banana. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2017| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

48. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

49. Gatophobia

The fear of cats. Meow. See also Cats.

Added by Kittens4thewin on May 14, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

50. Catbra

A cross between a zebra and a cat. See also Cats, Made Up.

Added by awesomeguy21 on April 22, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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