40 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Quotes

11. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on September 5, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

12. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

13. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard

😳 See also Death, Facebook, Internet.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

14. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

15. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

16. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

Added by Poorlybsc on January 19, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

17. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

18. If Einstein was so smart, why is he dead?

See also Death, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 3, 2022| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

19. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

20. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

Added by a Guest on July 13, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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