38 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Sayings

21. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

22. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

Added by milesb on October 16, 2019| 29 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

23. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

24. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

Added by Josobeast on February 6, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

25. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

26. Fear of Death

Also known as common sense. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2018| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Body Garden

Euphemism for a cemetery. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

28. Killing Something to Death

See also Death.

Added by MissMerlin on October 2, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

29. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying

To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

30. Dead Women Crossing, Oklahoma

Yikes. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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