40 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Observations

21. At Some Point During Cremation, the Body is Perfectly Cooked

🤨 See also Death.

Added by whenwafflesfly on June 25, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

22. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

23. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

24. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

Added by milesb on October 16, 2019| 30 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

25. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

26. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

Added by Josobeast on February 6, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

27. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

28. Fear of Death

Also known as common sense. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2018| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

29. Body Garden

Euphemism for a cemetery. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

30. Killing Something to Death

See also Death.

Added by MissMerlin on October 2, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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