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Funny Quotes

1. Self Care is Slathering Yourself in baby Oil and Sliding Down the Seventh Lane in Your Local Bowling Alley to be Picked Up by the Mechanical Pin Setter and Taken to the Forbidden Place Where You Can Meet God but Only on Tuesdays

-Some tumblr user

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Funny Advice

2. Money Cant Buy Happiness

But somehow its easier to cry in a Lincoln than on a bicycle

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Funny Sayings

3. Celebrity's Always Get So Much Appreciation for Donating a Kidney, I Can Donate Six and They Start Asking Questions

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Funny Sayings

4. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

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Funny Advice

5. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Reading the Terms and Conditions

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