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Funny Sayings

1. "I'm Not Going to Argue with You but I'm Right!"

I often say this to someone that is bickering with me, and then I walk away.

Added by MissMerlin on October 4, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

3. Up & Up by Coldplay

The lyrics are very strange: "Lyin' in the gutter aimin' for the moon, tryin' to empty out the ocean with a spoon, up and up."

Added by MissMerlin on September 29, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. How to Respond to Insults:

"Your lipstick is smeared!" - "Thanks, makeup artist!"
"I hate you!" - "Why are you talking to yourself?"
"You're ugly!" - "We're twins."
"You stink!" - "Dude, go eat a bike."

Added by MissMerlin on September 26, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS-LOCK?

See also Ironic.

Added by MissMerlin on September 23, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

6. It's Raining Tacos

It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos, no need to ask why, just open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos!

Added by MissMerlin on September 23, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

7. TMZ

Weird Al Yankovic's parody of You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.
"Stalking you, just waitin' at your backdoor, trailing you through airport securit-e-e-e, you're on TMZ-e-e."

Added by MissMerlin on September 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Stop Reading This.

You're not following this advice.

Added by MissMerlin on September 22, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

9. Just Read This:

1. You're reading this.
2. You're human.
3. You're on Inherently Funny.
5. You have an electronic device.
6. You skipped number four.
7. You just checked back to see if you did.
8. You're smiling.
9. You're laughing.
10. Done!

Added by MissMerlin on September 22, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

10. Frillicus

A crossbreed that consists of a blue whale and a Sphynx cat. Often bred with koalas. See also Made Up.

Added by MissMerlin on September 10, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

MissMerlin

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Hi! I'm MissMerlin! I love anti-jokes.

What do cats and whales have in common? They both die when they're killed.

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