160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Things to Do
82. Drunk Dialing Your Mom
I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.
Funny Foods
83. Beer Nuts Shop
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty; deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
84. Booze & Hot Pants
According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.
Funny People
85. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Funny Drinks
86. Champipple
A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.
Funny Books
87. I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Shop
Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.
Funny Phrases
89. Hobo Floto Voto
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.
Funny Things to Do
90. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.