161 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Quotes

111. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

112. Gorilla Fart

All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

113. Spritzers

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

114. P.J. O'Houlihans

Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else. See also Alcohol, Irish.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

115. Enjoying a Cold Beer While Sitting in a Kiddie Pool

Especially when it isn't that hot out. See also Alcohol, Summer.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

116. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

117. Piss Artist

An unstable drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

Added by Anthony on February 23, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

118. Boxed Wine

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

119. Fun Drunk

Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on January 6, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

120. Dry Drunk

Someone who has given up alcohol but hasn't gotten around to sobering up. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on December 30, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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