155 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Things to Do

131. Honky-Tonkin'

As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold." See also Alcohol, Western.

Added by Anthony on March 31, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

132. Screaming Orgasm

Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, and a dash of mook. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

133. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

134. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

135. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

136. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

137. Potent Potables

An inexplicably popular Jeopardy category. See also Alcohol, Television.

Added by Tyler on October 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

138. B.Y.O.S.D

Bring your own soft drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on October 12, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

139. Jack and Diet

See also Alcohol, Insults.

Added by Chris on September 30, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

140. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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