155 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Things to Do
102. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
Funny Sayings
103. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
104. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.
Funny Quotes
105. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."
See also Alcohol, Body.
Funny Places
108. P.J. O'Houlihans
Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else. See also Alcohol, Irish.
Funny Things to Do
109. Enjoying a Cold Beer While Sitting in a Kiddie Pool
Especially when it isn't that hot out. See also Alcohol, Summer.
Funny Things
110. Cardboard Kegger
Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.