159 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

101. Chocolate Choo Choo

Martini of choice of underage drinkers. See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on January 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

102. Champale

A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on December 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

103. Zymurgy

The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

104. Marie Brizard

Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on November 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

105. Strawberry Yum-Yum

A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

106. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

107. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

108. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

109. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008| 21 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

110. Gorilla Fart

All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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