160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

101. Brandy Alexander

Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on February 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

102. Chocolate Choo Choo

Martini of choice of underage drinkers. See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on January 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

103. Champale

A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on December 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

104. Zymurgy

The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

105. Marie Brizard

Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on November 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

106. Strawberry Yum-Yum

A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

107. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

108. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

109. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

110. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008| 22 Comments | You Like This |

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