159 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
31. Kickapoo Joy Juice
Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
33. Hammer
Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.
Funny T-Shirts
34. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop
As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Drinks
35. Grocery-Store Brand Beer
You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things
37. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Names
38. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.