160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

31. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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32. Kickapoo Joy Juice

Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.

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33. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

34. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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35. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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36. Grocery-Store Brand Beer

You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.

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37. Scotchsi

Scotch n' Pepsi. Bottoms up. See also Alcohol.

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38. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Names

40. Young Boozer

The name of Alabama's state treasurer. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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