155 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
31. Grocery-Store Brand Beer
You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things
33. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Names
34. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
37. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht
German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Places
38. Booze Crossing, Arizona
Where it's advised to drink booze while crossing the street. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
39. Auto-Brewery Syndrome
Seriously—you can make beer in your gut and get drunk off it. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
40. Babycham
A fake Champagne made of fermented pears that was popular in the UK in the 60's and 70's. Also, the first alcoholic drink to be advertised on British television, and a product well known for it's iconic logo. See also 60's, Alcohol, British.