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A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018 | You Like This |

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Why did I not get this for like a solid 30 seconds and then i was like ooooh THATS FUNNY

Mrs. Potatohead on April 13, 2018

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This is the best joke ever i will remember it for the rest of my life!!

Kid on April 15, 2018

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Omg I love this!!! I didn't get for a while (even though I love puns) but then I realized and laughed out loud!!!

ArrowBird on September 21, 2018

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jksksks now thats funny

fried potato on October 8, 2018

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This is SO FUNNY

ThePotatoReturns on January 27, 2019

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It took me a second to get the pun, thank you

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