1. Those Obese, Middle Aged Men Who Mow Their Lawn in the Middle of the Day Wearing No Shirt and Boxers
put it away dude, seriously.
If it wasn't a type of medicine, it would be a great name for an evil robotic warlord that we all must obey and worship.
its just.... awesome. and don't act like you've never done it.
2 parts Vodka
3 parts dregs of beer from other peoples glasses
1 part unleaded petrol
3 parts heroin
1 part crack See also Alcohol.
If you don't know, straight edge is a movement started in the 80's in the underground hardcore punk scene. they take a pledge never to use drugs, never to use tobacco products, never to drink alcohol and never to have casual sex. they are miserable people and yet somehow better than everyone else. especially keelan. lol.
KEEP OUR YOUTH PURE xXx STRAIGHT EDGE See also Drugs.
anyone who lives in brisbane knows what i'm talking about. hahahahahahahahahahhahhaha
9. "Caution: Bringing Loaded Firearms or Explosive Devices Onto the Train May Cause Discomfort or Harm to Other Passengers."
Saw this on a train coming home from a party. I can just imagine the terrorist getting on the train, seeing it and being like "nah man, i shouldn't do that" and getting off at the next stop.