160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Quotes

11. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

12. To Beer or Not to Beer

A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.

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Funny Drinks

13. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

14. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

15. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Quotes

16. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

Added by Stealth01 on October 27, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

17. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 17, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

18. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

19. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

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Funny Songs

20. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.

Added by YellowCard268 on September 30, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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