20 Entries Tagged “Marriage”
Funny Things to Do
12. Splitting Your Country from the Catholic Church So You Can Divorce and Remarry Five Times
Funny Things
13. Epithalamions
Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.
Funny Euphemisms
14. California Widow
Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.
Funny Questions
15. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?
My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.
Funny Advice
16. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk
This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.
Funny People
17. Cousiance
Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.
Funny Insults
18. Hintsult
A cross between a hint and and insult. Usually delivered by a dissatisfied significant other, e.g. "Well, honey, maybe if you watched more of my 'chick flicks' you'd get some ideas as to what I want from a man." See also Marriage.
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