20 Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Sayings

11. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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Funny Things

13. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.

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Funny Euphemisms

14. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

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Funny Questions

15. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Advice

16. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

17. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

Added by lmom82 on July 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

18. Hintsult

A cross between a hint and and insult. Usually delivered by a dissatisfied significant other, e.g. "Well, honey, maybe if you watched more of my 'chick flicks' you'd get some ideas as to what I want from a man." See also Marriage.

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Funny People

19. Divorcee

33% sexier than a regular divorced woman. See also Marriage.

Added by Anthony on March 30, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Honeymooning in National Parks

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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