24 Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Advice

11. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

12. Wedding Soup

The real reason people get married. See also Marriage.

Added by ssjwesker on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

13. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

Added by Kenz7 on April 23, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

14. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

16. Splitting Your Country from the Catholic Church So You Can Divorce and Remarry Five Times

Like King Henry VIII. See also English, Marriage, Royalty.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

17. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

18. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

19. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

20. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk

This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.

Added by yayagoddess on October 19, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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