4 Entries Tagged “Royalty”

Funny Phrases

1. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2026| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Splitting Your Country from the Catholic Church So You Can Divorce and Remarry Five Times

Like King Henry VIII. See also English, Marriage, Royalty.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3. Trumpets Festooned With Flags

Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.

Added by a Guest on January 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

4. A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg

I'm not sure what else to say about this. See also Food, Royalty.

Added by Tyler on January 23, 2007| 50 Comments | You Like This |

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