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111. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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112. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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113. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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114. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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115. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

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116. That's a Fact, Jack

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117. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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118. Jesus Christ on a Bike

See also Blasphemy.

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119. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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120. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

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