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161. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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162. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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163. Oven-Mitt Hot

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164. Damn the Man

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165. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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166. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

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167. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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168. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

Added by ScotFinch on November 10, 2009| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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169. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

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170. B*tch Please!

Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2009| 3 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike