Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
161. Non-Food Articles
At some point in your life, someone probably told you not to eat or microwave these.
Funny Phrases
162. Garden Variety
Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."
Funny Phrases
163. Smell Ya Later!
Last year my father inexplicably adopted this dated saying. See also 90's.
Funny Phrases
164. Butthole Brown
This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny phrase.
Funny Phrases
168. Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
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169. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.