Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

161. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

Added by ScotFinch on November 10, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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162. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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163. B*tch Please!

Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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164. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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165. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

Added by Brian on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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166. Cock and Bull Story

An old expression for made up nonsense. Today we'd say, "B.S.", but I think this one needs to be revived.

Added by Tim on May 7, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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167. That's the Badger!

Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!" See also British.

Added by scottydont on April 15, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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168. Shiza Minelli

As in "Shiza Minelli, it's cold outside!" See also Celebrities.

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169. Sleeping in the Raw

See also Nudity, Western.

Added by Anthony on March 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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170. Kicky Jig

See also Dances.

Added by Brian on January 20, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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