Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

201. Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on December 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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202. Snarf! Snarf!

Catch phrase of the cowardly, elderly housecat Snarf of Thundercat fame. See also 80's, Cartoons, Television.

Added by Ryan on November 12, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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203. Escape Goat

See also Malapropisms.

Added by Chris on October 27, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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204. Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Added by Brian on October 22, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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205. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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206. Aggressivly Fussy

A polite way to call someone a b*tch.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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207. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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208. Fancy Footwork

Added by Frank on August 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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209. Lickety-Split

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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210. Ross and Rachel

An amusing phrase to call an annoying, on-again, off-again couple. Or an even more amusing phrase to call a perfectly lovely couple so as to annoy them. See also Fictional, Television.

Added by Ryan on June 6, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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