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Door-to-Door Salesman

"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"


Added by Frank on September 3, 2007 | You Like This |


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"Uhhh, would you care to try our newly anhance women's bra?" " It is proved t obe very soft. Which makes it very c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-l-e, if you know what i mean."

annonymous middle schooler on November 1, 2007

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hahahaa...."women's bra"

Godzilla in a Top Hat on November 9, 2007

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Salesman: Hello, I am a vacuum salesman. Woman: Thats nice, but i really dont want a vacuum Salesman: That is no matter, you will be really impressed with the new suckomatic 3000 *pushes way inside* woman: Uh, No thankyou Salesman: Just to prove how good this vacuum is, i will put things on your carpet and anything the vacuum dosent clean up i will personally eat Woman: Uh, no i really dont want a vacuum.,. Salesman: Dont worry, after this demonstration, you will buy one for sure! Woman: But i... Salesman: Here I go! *Empties bags of sawdust, dog poo and icecream onto the carpet* Woman: I dont want a Vacuum! Salesman: Dont worry, this vacuum will pick up anything! even the icecream and dog poo, *smushes the stuff into carpet with his shoe* Woman: Its not the vacuum im worried about! Salesman: What is it then? Woman: We dont have the power on yet

An anonomous salesman on January 6, 2008

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hahahahahahaha. the one above me is hilarious!

kimbo,. on August 20, 2008

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that totally happened to me hahah

marie sanchez on April 16, 2009

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