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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call an Old Man That Gets Hit by a Bus?

Dead.

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Funny Instruments

2. Car

When the car won't start, it makes a "bruuum brubrubrubrubrubrubrubru" noise and that's gotta be some form of modern music.

Added by KILLAKING on January 18, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. Cookies Are Baked but Bacon is Cooked

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Funny Animals

4. Snakes

Think about it. Long tails with a head. If you didn't know they existed, and someone showed you a drawing of them, you'd think it was a mythical animal. See also Reptiles.

Added by KILLAKING on January 6, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Bork Bork Nom Nom

Also known as a K9 unit/police dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Jobs

7. Water Slide Tester

It's real, it's fun and it pays well. What else do you want from a job?

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Funny Names

8. KVIIIlyn

Kaitlyn, but "ait" is replaced by the Roman numeral for eight. I feel very bad for the girl who got this name.

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Funny Phobias

10. Venustrophobia

The fear of good-looking women/men.

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