Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

211. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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212. Aggressivly Fussy

A polite way to call someone a b*tch.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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213. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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214. Fancy Footwork

Added by Frank on August 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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215. Lickety-Split

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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216. Ross and Rachel

An amusing phrase to call an annoying, on-again, off-again couple. Or an even more amusing phrase to call a perfectly lovely couple so as to annoy them. See also Fictional, Television.

Added by Ryan on June 6, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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217. In My Mind's Eye

You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.

Added by Brian on June 5, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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218. Coin Slot

Also known as "ass cleavage" or the more widely used "plumber butt".

Added by Robyn on June 2, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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219. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

Added by Ryan on May 31, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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220. The Stinkeye

Basically it's another name for a dirty look. See also Body.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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