Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

231. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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232. Nude and Resplendent

It's an interesting contrast to nude and rude.

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233. You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

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234. You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.

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235. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

Added by misbell1952 on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.

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236. Dumber and Dumberer

Even funnier than Dumb and Dumber. See also Movies.

Added by Sheri on January 5, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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237. Make Toilet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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238. Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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239. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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240. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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