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261. Rare and Fancy

Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.

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262. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear

This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.

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263. Nude and Rude

This is the name of an Iggy Pop Album, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

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264. The Jig is Up

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265. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

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266. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

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267. Sticky Wicket

A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.

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268. Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

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269. Slip Out of My Pants

Funnier than "Take off my pants." See also Clothes.

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270. Dressing Drink

This is what you consume while getting ready for an evening. See also Alcohol.

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