Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
181. Butthole Brown
This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.
Funny Phrases
185. Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny phrase?
Funny Phrases
186. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.
Funny Phrases
189. Me, Myself, and I
I cannot think of a context in which this phrase is not annoying.
Funny Phrases
190. Tasteful Nudes
A topic often introduced with great hope, but more often ended with disappointment.