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151. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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152. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to?

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153. Athletic Supporter

As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.

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154. Kit & Kaboodle

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155. Poke & Prod

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156. Gad About

According to dictionary.com, "to move restlessly or aimlessly from one place to another."

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157. L’Esprit De L’Escalier

French for "staircase wit", this phrase describes thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. See also French.

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158. Witcha Ditcha

E.g., "Hey, you didn't bring any napkins witcha ditcha?"

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159. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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160. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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