Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

171. Kicky Jig

See also Dances.

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172. Non-Food Articles

At some point in your life, someone probably told you not to eat or microwave these.

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173. Garden Variety

Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."

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174. Smell Ya Later!

Last year my father inexplicably adopted this dated saying. See also 90's.

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175. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

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Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny phrase?

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176. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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177. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

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178. Necking

This is one of my mother's favorite words.

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179. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

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180. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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