scottydont's Entries
Funny Advice
1. Just Touch Your Toes and Think of Christmas!
pre-crisis situation, eg "this is your captain speaking......erm f*ck it just touch your toes and think of christmas!!" See also Sophomoric.
Funny Insults
2. Cunny Funt
a polite way of calling someone a funny cunt! (sarcastically)
eg you smell...."oh aren't you a cunny funt!"
Funny Phrases
3. Bum Sneeze
a polite way of saying you just farted a peach!!!
eg "oops just let off a wee bum sneeze there" See also Flatulence.
Funny Places
5. Cocka-peepee-poopoo-shire!
OK heads "Rhode island", tails " cocka-peepee-poopoo-shire!"
Funny Sayings
6. I Just Dropped an Air Biscuit
a funny way of saying you just done a silent fart!!
eg "yip.....i just dropped a wee air biscuit just now there" See also Flatulence.
Funny Sayings
7. Dont Put Your Hands Up My Arse and Tell Me Your Wearing Gloves!
aahhhhh Gordon street!
Funny Things to Do
8. Body Swerve!!!
when you see someone you hate walking toward you, you quickly do an obvious body swerve to avoid them but think "YEA.....that was subtle as f*ck"
Funny Phrases
9. That's the Badger!
Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!" See also British.
