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221. Toe Cleavage

According to Wikipedia, "toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp." See also Body.

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222. Rogue Wave

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223. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.

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224. Risque Business

Name of a slot machine and I'm guessing a race horse as well.

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225. Man Suit

This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.

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226. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

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227. Nude and Resplendent

It's an interesting contrast to nude and rude.

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228. You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

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229. You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.

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230. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

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