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221. In My Mind's Eye

You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.

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222. Coin Slot

Also known as "ass cleavage" or the more widely used "plumber butt".

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223. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

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224. The Stinkeye

Basically it's another name for a dirty look. See also Body.

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225. Toe Cleavage

According to Wikipedia, "toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp." See also Body.

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226. Rogue Wave

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227. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.

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228. Risque Business

Name of a slot machine and I'm guessing a race horse as well.

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229. Man Suit

This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.

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230. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

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