Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
221. Beer Drought
As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
223. Man Suit
This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.
Funny Phrases
224. Granny Flab
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
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Funny Phrases
227. You're Not the Boss of Me
As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.
Funny Phrases
228. Like Tits On a Boar
In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.
Funny Phrases
230. Make Toilet
This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.