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101. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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102. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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103. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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104. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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105. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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106. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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107. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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108. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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109. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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110. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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