Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

61. Jibba-Jabba

A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.

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62. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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63. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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64. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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65. Fake News

Anything Trump doesn't like on the news. See also Presidents.

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66. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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67. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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68. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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69. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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70. Obsequious Factotum

A docile butt-kisser. See also Politics.

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