Entries Tagged “Texas”

Funny Sayings

1. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Shit

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Places

2. White Settlement, Texas

At least they were being honest. See also Texas.

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Funny Names

3. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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Funny Names

4. Charity Beaver

Real name. See also Texas.

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Funny Phrases

5. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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Funny People

6. Temoc

Mascot of the University of Texas at Dallas. His name is just "Comet" spelled backwards, and on top of that, he's downright creepy. See also Texas.

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Funny Places

7. Latex, Texas

A town on the border between Louisiana and Texas, a few miles southeast from the town of Uncertain, TX. See also Portmanteau, Texas.

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Funny Jobs

8. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Places

9. Uncertain, Texas

See also Texas.

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Funny Foods

10. Chicken Fried Chicken

You don't say. See also Redundant, Texas.

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