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41. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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42. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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43. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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44. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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45. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert

"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.

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46. Gosh Didily Darnit

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47. Flying Buttress

See also Architecture.

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48. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

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49. Geez Louise

Who is Louise? She didn't do anything.

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50. Party Hardy

To party excessively. See also 80's.

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