Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
41. To Serve and Correct
The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.
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45. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game
Greatest headline ever on 538.com.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.
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46. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot
Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.
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47. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?
Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.
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48. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do
Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.
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50. Twice Baked Potato
When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.