Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

11. Papier Vampier

“Paper vampire” or stapler in Afrikaans.

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12. Gingerbread Office

Eighteenth-century slang for public toilet. See also Bathroom.

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13. Chanter en Yaourt

French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.

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14. Me Pica El Bagre

Spanish phrase for “I’m super hungry” that translates to “the catfish is biting me.” See also Fish, Spanish.

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15. Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey

―Doctor Who

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16. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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17. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.

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18. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

See also Palindromes.

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19. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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20. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

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