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11. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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12. I’m Not Weird. I’m Limited Edition.

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13. YouTube, iTube, We All Tube

YouTube’s slogan before it was acquired by Google. See also Internet.

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14. Chai Tea

“Chai” is Hindi for tea, so it means “tea tea.” See also Redundant.

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15. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew

What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.

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16. It’s No Use!

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17. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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18. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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19. Saint-Saëns Et Cinq-cent-et-cinquante-cinq Chiens Chantent Chansons

French for “Saint-Saëns and five hundred dogs are singing songs.” See also French.

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20. Un Vert Ver Va Vers un Verre Vert

French for “A green worm goes to a green glass.” See also French.

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